Review: House of Flying Daggers

It is an alright movie. 'nuff Said.

Actually... I can go on about many points of the movie, but I prefer not to. Instead, I shall cap it in words. Incoherent words.

Movie starts: Um... theres no English translation! WTF??
Dancing Girls: Teehee we're pulling on a rope with wine in the middle. WTF?
Andy Lau: Hey I'll make the Blind girl play the 'Echo Game'. WTF?
Drums: WTF?
Drowning girl: okie... she didn't die?? WTF???
Escaping with girl: um... ok... badass soldiers... WTF!!
Arrows: Cool. Except bro comments that its impossible to shoot with the arrows on the wrong side of the bow...
Guys hit with Arrows: Um... they just hit our clothing, but we jumped into the air and looked like we died... WTF??
Field of Cotton: Ok... WTF... HIS ASS! ITS BEEN CHOPPED! WAHAHAHAH!!! And he's still hobbling around like he doesn't have a problem with his ass!
Plot thickens: Yeah... WTF is going on...
Escaping into GREEN BAMBOO FORREST, while wearing complete GREEN: WTF??? THESE GUYS CAN DO ORIGAMI WITH BAMBOO!!! Some really 'holy f*ck' sequences in it...
Flying Daggers: Ok thats just... WTF is that supposed to be.
Fake Flying Dagger: Yeah... we knew ALL ALONG SHE'S NOT THE ONE! Stupid script :P
Love Interest: WTF... guy takes a dagger into the shoulder and doesn't even hurt... tough guy.
Love Triangle: Other guy is released and they make out in very tall grass... WTF.
Escape: Nuh-uh... you can't escape. You have to get a dagger into ur heart. WTF? Still alive after that??
Battle: Snow doesn't come that fast. And thick. AND WTF, she's STILL ALIVE! hahaha its getting better and better. Fight scene was like street fighting... Mad and violent. And then it ends.
End: Ok... its a sad ending. But still doesn't explain WTF happens to the guy. I suppose it does. BUT WTF ANYWAYS! :P

As you can see, I don't really know WTF this arthouse film is supposed to represent, but its alright watching. Better than Hero, thats for sure.

And thats the end of the review. Thanks for reading my review. I hope u can go WTF when u watch it too :P